zoeydotexe:

fallingtowers:

a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

mambo number 5 ytp

i knew what i must do

markets:

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

karma-crystal:

taintmotel:

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

pkmndaisuki:

blackbeardskneebrace:

blackbeardskneebrace:

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

notable entries:

A brown tabby cat named "Celery Prince"ALT
A tabby cat named "Blue Dabedee"ALT
A black and white kitten named "Brussel Sprout"ALT
A grey and white cat named "Skype"ALT
A brown and white cat named "Toby (Very Gentle and Sweet)"ALT
An orange and white cat named "Edward Cullen"ALT
A black and white cat named "James (female)"ALT
A grey and white cat named "That's Amore"ALT
A tabby kitten named "Revolver"ALT
A tabby cat named "Mr. Cardboard"ALT

might i add

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